A local swan was pursued by Police in a dramatic Police chase, The white swan alias "Beaky Malone" was wanted in questioning about an incident at the local park. Beaky Malone was accused of being involved in a Royal Incedent, he roughed up Cammilla Parker Bowels's hair with his wings and pinched a loaf of bread from her basket. Police are still in hot pursuit of Beaky Malone and have warned the public to approach him with thanks. The Royal Family have offered a reward to anybody who can let the Police know of his hide out, and also to let him know he has been awarded a Knighthood in the next Queens speach!
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