Sunday, 26 December 2010

funny smiling goat

This goat thourght it would be funny to pinch my camra and run off with it and take pictures of it self  so he called his mate other to his shed to take the picture of him on my camra in the end i saw him and his mate in the shed when i was walking passed a zoo so i took it to get the pictures i had already had on it and then i found this picture of him so i said to the shop keeper ill keep that one aswell so the goat took my camra again and then i gave up on him in the end so i got a new one now.

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Biker had a shock when cow stole his motorbike

A local biker had a nasty shock when he stopped for a pee in a cows field, he stood against the hedge with his helmet in his hand when he heard the roar of his motorbike starting up on the roadside, after quickly zipping up his full leather racing motorbike suit in black with flame trim, he witnessed a cow making its get away on his bike. He telephoned the police immediatly but the local constabulary didn't take him seriously saying pull the UDDER one!

Police chase Swan wanted for questioning over Royal incedent

A local swan was pursued by Police in a dramatic Police chase, The white swan alias "Beaky Malone" was wanted in questioning about an incident at the local park. Beaky Malone was accused of being involved in a Royal Incedent, he roughed up Cammilla Parker Bowels's hair with his wings and pinched a loaf of bread from her basket. Police are still in hot pursuit of Beaky Malone and have warned the public to approach him with thanks. The Royal Family have offered a reward to anybody who can let the Police know of his hide out, and also to let him know he has been awarded a Knighthood in the next Queens speach!

Thursday, 16 December 2010

This little chicken turned in to EVIL

Well this little dude was so cut when he was little and then his mum left him on his own when he was a little chick and now he has got his own back lol and now his mum has ran away. NOW THAT WHAT I CALL EVIL NOW IM SCARED OF THIS BEAST

Cats and snow balls

This cat was having fun out side with his mates and I am lucky to find them lobbing snowballs at each other, and at the same time he auditioned for strictly come dancing.  

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

dolphins and dogs

I accidentally flushed the dogs ball down the toilet and I shouted fetch, unfortunately he tuck me seriously, the ball was last seen floating passed Nemo on the way to Australia, we are hoping to get the ball back by next Charismas.

vampire chinchilla

Dracula The Chinchilla
Chinchilla's going to bite you in the ass, Don't go out after dark with Dracula the chinchilla about look at the teeth on this mother, not reccommended as a pet as it could become a real pain in the neck!!

Monday, 22 November 2010

Funny sausage dog

The animal we were operating on was a sausage dog which had a lump on the side of its belly and we didn`t know what it was, so we opened him up and found out it was under the muscle so we cut him open and then we found it was a fatty lump and no problem at all in the end that was good news for the owner and the vets  and also the dog.

No ketchup was used in the operating theatre, although the onions made your eyes water!!

Monday, 25 October 2010

Funny Cat enters for x factor

This cat has entered for the x factor singing the karaoke version of cats the way i like it (ha ha ha ha ) He hopes to go far as his daytime job is a kitty litter picker. If he wins th X Factor he will know his performance was purrrrfect !!

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Funny Leopards around collage

There is a Leopard at collage and he is called elvis he is not scary as you think well the camera is scared of him. As you can see on this picture he wanted to see what he could find in his mouth. And he found somthing very unsual. 

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Funny Rats in and around Collage

At Collage we have rats that are quite cool and friendly, The collage barber looks after there hair cuts and the cats keep them fit. The owls try to bomb them and the alpacas just spit at anything that moves. This rats name is stavros the other rats we have are starsky and hutch. The cages that they live in are dustbin shaped oh sorry they are actually dustbins we believe in recycling. No rats were harmed in the making of this blog the barber however has had 10 tetnus jabs and a plaster on his finger. The cats are well fed on cat food so they only play with them a little which helps the barber to keep there hair up saving on hair gel.

Funny Cats and Flies in Collage

We have cats to keep the rats at bay we have flies to keep the cats at bay, this fly is good freinds with the cat the flies name is buzz light year and the cats name is flycatcher. The cat wouldn't hurt a fly lol. The cat has to have his eyes tested twice a year "can't think why" next post he may have glasses.
The cat says my mums Chineese my dads Japaneese look what happened to me !! That is a Joke and no racial intent is meant i hope you take it in the humourous way it was meant.

Funny alpacas in our Collage

Wow you ask yourself they have Alpacas - here is the facts of Alpaca (Vicugna pacos) is a domesticated species of South American camelid. It resembles a small llama in appearance.
Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of southern Peru, northern Bolivia, Ecuador, and northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft) to 5,000 m (16,000 ft) above sea-level, throughout the year. Alpacas are considerably smaller than llamas, and unlike llamas, alpacas were not bred to be beasts of burden but were bred specifically for their fiber. Alpaca fiber is used for making knitted and woven items, much as wool is. These items include blankets, sweaters, hats, gloves, scarves, a wide variety of textiles and ponchos in South America, and sweaters, socks, coats and bedding in other parts of the world. The fiber comes in more than 52 natural colors as classified in Peru, 12 as classified in Australia and 16 as classified in the United States.
In the textile industry, "alpaca" primarily refers to the hair of Peruvian alpacas, but more broadly it refers to a style of fabric originally made from alpaca hair but now often made from similar fibers, such as mohair, Icelandic sheep wool, or even high-quality English wool. In trade, distinctions are made between alpacas and the several styles of mohair and luster. Now the Collage version our Alpacas names are Gus and Jasmin who was hand reared they like to spit in your face which i think is a bit wierd Jasmin is a bit nicer she just blows bubbles, They eat vegetables and fruit chew it then spit it at you if they dont like it. See if you can guess the good one and the naughty one i can tell you affro alpaca is naughty and looks like a poodle.

Snowy Owl at Collage

A bit about a Snowy Owl - The Snowy Owl (Bubo scandiacus) is a large owl of the typical owl family Strigidae. The Snowy Owl was first classified in 1758 by Carolus Linnaeus, the Swedish naturalist who developed binomial nomenclature to classify and organize plants and animals. The bird is also known in North America as the Arctic Owl or the Great White Owl. Until recently, it was regarded as the sole member of a distinct genus, as Nyctea scandiaca, but mtDNA cytochrome b sequence data (Olsen et al. 2002) shows that it is very closely related to the horned owls in the genus Bubo. The Snowy Owl is the official bird of Quebec. Now thats the facts now the reality our Owl Snowdrop is called Snowdrop because everytime he tries to fly he drops. When he does manage to fly around he drops something else which is why we keep umbrellas by the doors at collage. Owl go twit a woo ours is just a twit.

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

chipmunks at collage

There is only one chipmunk at collage, the others left because this one went nuts, and the others went bonkers with their conkers.
His name is scooby and the others were called daphane, thelma, fred and shaggy.Scooby  is upset as he lost a lot a weight and then we called him scrappy doo.    

Meerkats dont compare at our collage

I feed the meerkats at collage and once one bit my finger i could have done with some compare the meerkats insurance for that one where theres blame theres a claim, The meerkats are very photogenic when we can get our camera back, "hey meerkat bring my camera here".

Monday, 5 April 2010

Animals in Collage

Every Friday i attend collage and work with various animals and reptiles, we have meerkats, gerbils, snakes, sheep, cows, horses and others. In my blog i will write about my experiences with animals i work with in my collage studies and of course my nutty dog at home lol.

I have recently studied cows and there behaviour they love sucking on your fingers and there mouth is rock solid, they have no teeth at the top and they chew grass by rotating there mouth round and round, its a good job they don't like chewing gum because they would be able to blow a bigger bubble than me.

My Dog Barley

Barley is a cross with a sheepdog and terrier, as you can see from the picture he likes to eat anything including the summer house patio and kennel. He is always having fun and i take him for a walk, or he takes me for one dangling on the end of his lead. He likes to say good morning to every one especially at 3 oclock in the morning he is barking mad!! He is the only pet we have after him eating my hamster. He once got of his lead and went 4 miles to homebase i think he was shopping for a new kennel. We sometimes let him in the house and he runs around looking for things to eat break or generly destroy. He sleeps in the utility room at night and has a large plastic bed which he has half eaten.
We rescued Barley from a rescue centre and he now has fun fun fun !!! He was so pleased to come and live with us as we have plenty of goodies for him to wreck.