Daddy Panda is practicing his moves for Mummy Panda

Daddy Panda bought himself a new toy to work on his moves for mummy Panda, he is going to be rocking the cave tonight and of course eating bamboo shoots and having a fag !

Wake Up Polar Bear you have overslept and the Ice Caps Melting!

Ok Polar bear you wake up the ice caps are melting, The agency didn't give me this job as an alarm clock for nothing you know, WAKEY WAKEY "why do I get all the stupid jobs just cos I walk funny its discrimination you know" Wake Up or I am going on snooze mode and wont be back till autumn.

Ginger Pussy cat takes the latest eye test

Ginger Pussy takes the latest eye test he can read the bottom line with his left eye but forgot he had superglue on his paw, He is now known as Patch after paw removal surgery, The other cats in the neighborhood said it could only happen to a Ginger! 

"Don't Bug me" only if you Don't eat me !

This little fella thinks the human is going to eat him "you are ok for now little one im having horse for dinner"

  

The Lynx effect

 Well what can i say well i can say something "high five to the lynx effect".

Newsflash Sheep is discusted with the horsemeat scandal

A great day horsey, i love playing in the barn with you i know i'm not a pig but i still like piggy back rides giddy up horsey hahoooo !!

Horsey please come back, i want a piggy back on my friend horsey not a pie that was marked up beef!

Smiling dog.... not really angry more like

This dog here is my next doors and when you wind him up he is angry as you can see and he is like this when you take his toys away from him and i got a camra to tell the wourld that he is like this. But other times he is ok and he is freaindly with you all but i carught him on his bad day unlucky for me

Cows useing there own milk because the shops got snowed in

This cow had a great idea to use the other cows milk because the farmer was snowed in and he could not get there to feed them so they had planed to get a bowl of frostys for there lunch and i came along and seen them doing this and they was just looking at me like to say "why is he looking at us like that". "Why has he got a flashing object pointing at us".

Catapilla dog

What was the mum thinking when she said she wanted and nother puppy she thourght rong she had a catapilla dog insted of a normal one so she sent it to the vets to find out what he was and they said to here that he was a catipilla dog. The vet also found out that he was a half cross zebra aswell as a catipilla

funny smiling goat

This goat thourght it would be funny to pinch my camra and run off with it and take pictures of it self  so he called his mate other to his shed to take the picture of him on my camra in the end i saw him and his mate in the shed when i was walking passed a zoo so i took it to get the pictures i had already had on it and then i found this picture of him so i said to the shop keeper ill keep that one aswell so the goat took my camra again and then i gave up on him in the end so i got a new one now.

Biker had a shock when cow stole his motorbike

A local biker had a nasty shock when he stopped for a pee in a cows field, he stood against the hedge with his helmet in his hand when he heard the roar of his motorbike starting up on the roadside, after quickly zipping up his full leather racing motorbike suit in black with flame trim, he witnessed a cow making its get away on his bike. He telephoned the police immediatly but the local constabulary didn't take him seriously saying pull the UDDER one!

Police chase Swan wanted for questioning over Royal incedent

A local swan was pursued by Police in a dramatic Police chase, The white swan alias "Beaky Malone" was wanted in questioning about an incident at the local park. Beaky Malone was accused of being involved in a Royal Incedent, he roughed up Cammilla Parker Bowels's hair with his wings and pinched a loaf of bread from her basket. Police are still in hot pursuit of Beaky Malone and have warned the public to approach him with thanks. The Royal Family have offered a reward to anybody who can let the Police know of his hide out, and also to let him know he has been awarded a Knighthood in the next Queens speach!

This little chicken turned in to EVIL

Well this little dude was so cut when he was little and then his mum left him on his own when he was a little chick and now he has got his own back lol and now his mum has ran away. NOW THAT WHAT I CALL EVIL NOW IM SCARED OF THIS BEAST

Cats and snow balls

This cat was having fun out side with his mates and I am lucky to find them lobbing snowballs at each other, and at the same time he auditioned for strictly come dancing.  

dolphins and dogs

I accidentally flushed the dogs ball down the toilet and I shouted fetch, unfortunately he tuck me seriously, the ball was last seen floating passed Nemo on the way to Australia, we are hoping to get the ball back by next Charismas.

vampire chinchilla

Dracula The Chinchilla

 

Chinchilla's going to bite you in the ass, Don't go out after dark with Dracula the chinchilla about look at the teeth on this mother, not reccommended as a pet as it could become a real pain in the neck!!

Funny sausage dog

The animal we were operating on was a sausage dog which had a lump on the side of its belly and we didn`t know what it was, so we opened him up and found out it was under the muscle so we cut him open and then we found it was a fatty lump and no problem at all in the end that was good news for the owner and the vets  and also the dog.

No ketchup was used in the operating theatre, although the onions made your eyes water!!

Funny Cat enters for x factor

This cat has entered for the x factor singing the karaoke version of cats the way i like it (ha ha ha ha ) He hopes to go far as his daytime job is a kitty litter picker. If he wins th X Factor he will know his performance was purrrrfect !!

Funny Leopards around collage

There is a Leopard at collage and he is called elvis he is not scary as you think well the camera is scared of him. As you can see on this picture he wanted to see what he could find in his mouth. And he found somthing very unsual. 

Funny Rats in and around Collage

At Collage we have rats that are quite cool and friendly, The collage barber looks after there hair cuts and the cats keep them fit. The owls try to bomb them and the alpacas just spit at anything that moves. This rats name is stavros the other rats we have are starsky and hutch. The cages that they live in are dustbin shaped oh sorry they are actually dustbins we believe in recycling. No rats were harmed in the making of this blog the barber however has had 10 tetnus jabs and a plaster on his finger. The cats are well fed on cat food so they only play with them a little which helps the barber to keep there hair up saving on hair gel.