Daddy Panda is practicing his moves for Mummy Panda

Daddy Panda bought himself a new toy to work on his moves for mummy Panda, he is going to be rocking the cave tonight and of course eating bamboo shoots and having a fag !

Wake Up Polar Bear you have overslept and the Ice Caps Melting!

Ok Polar bear you wake up the ice caps are melting, The agency didn't give me this job as an alarm clock for nothing you know, WAKEY WAKEY "why do I get all the stupid jobs just cos I walk funny its discrimination you know" Wake Up or I am going on snooze mode and wont be back till autumn.

Ginger Pussy cat takes the latest eye test

Ginger Pussy takes the latest eye test he can read the bottom line with his left eye but forgot he had superglue on his paw, He is now known as Patch after paw removal surgery, The other cats in the neighborhood said it could only happen to a Ginger! 

"Don't Bug me" only if you Don't eat me !

This little fella thinks the human is going to eat him "you are ok for now little one im having horse for dinner"

  

The Lynx effect

 Well what can i say well i can say something "high five to the lynx effect".

Newsflash Sheep is discusted with the horsemeat scandal

A great day horsey, i love playing in the barn with you i know i'm not a pig but i still like piggy back rides giddy up horsey hahoooo !!

Horsey please come back, i want a piggy back on my friend horsey not a pie that was marked up beef!

Smiling dog.... not really angry more like

This dog here is my next doors and when you wind him up he is angry as you can see and he is like this when you take his toys away from him and i got a camra to tell the wourld that he is like this. But other times he is ok and he is freaindly with you all but i carught him on his bad day unlucky for me

Cows useing there own milk because the shops got snowed in

This cow had a great idea to use the other cows milk because the farmer was snowed in and he could not get there to feed them so they had planed to get a bowl of frostys for there lunch and i came along and seen them doing this and they was just looking at me like to say "why is he looking at us like that". "Why has he got a flashing object pointing at us".

Catapilla dog

What was the mum thinking when she said she wanted and nother puppy she thourght rong she had a catapilla dog insted of a normal one so she sent it to the vets to find out what he was and they said to here that he was a catipilla dog. The vet also found out that he was a half cross zebra aswell as a catipilla

funny smiling goat

This goat thourght it would be funny to pinch my camra and run off with it and take pictures of it self  so he called his mate other to his shed to take the picture of him on my camra in the end i saw him and his mate in the shed when i was walking passed a zoo so i took it to get the pictures i had already had on it and then i found this picture of him so i said to the shop keeper ill keep that one aswell so the goat took my camra again and then i gave up on him in the end so i got a new one now.