Biker had a shock when cow stole his motorbike

A local biker had a nasty shock when he stopped for a pee in a cows field, he stood against the hedge with his helmet in his hand when he heard the roar of his motorbike starting up on the roadside, after quickly zipping up his full leather racing motorbike suit in black with flame trim, he witnessed a cow making its get away on his bike. He telephoned the police immediatly but the local constabulary didn't take him seriously saying pull the UDDER one!

Police chase Swan wanted for questioning over Royal incedent

A local swan was pursued by Police in a dramatic Police chase, The white swan alias "Beaky Malone" was wanted in questioning about an incident at the local park. Beaky Malone was accused of being involved in a Royal Incedent, he roughed up Cammilla Parker Bowels's hair with his wings and pinched a loaf of bread from her basket. Police are still in hot pursuit of Beaky Malone and have warned the public to approach him with thanks. The Royal Family have offered a reward to anybody who can let the Police know of his hide out, and also to let him know he has been awarded a Knighthood in the next Queens speach!

This little chicken turned in to EVIL

Well this little dude was so cut when he was little and then his mum left him on his own when he was a little chick and now he has got his own back lol and now his mum has ran away. NOW THAT WHAT I CALL EVIL NOW IM SCARED OF THIS BEAST

Cats and snow balls

This cat was having fun out side with his mates and I am lucky to find them lobbing snowballs at each other, and at the same time he auditioned for strictly come dancing.  

dolphins and dogs

I accidentally flushed the dogs ball down the toilet and I shouted fetch, unfortunately he tuck me seriously, the ball was last seen floating passed Nemo on the way to Australia, we are hoping to get the ball back by next Charismas.

vampire chinchilla

Dracula The Chinchilla

 

Chinchilla's going to bite you in the ass, Don't go out after dark with Dracula the chinchilla about look at the teeth on this mother, not reccommended as a pet as it could become a real pain in the neck!!

Funny sausage dog

The animal we were operating on was a sausage dog which had a lump on the side of its belly and we didn`t know what it was, so we opened him up and found out it was under the muscle so we cut him open and then we found it was a fatty lump and no problem at all in the end that was good news for the owner and the vets  and also the dog.

No ketchup was used in the operating theatre, although the onions made your eyes water!!

Funny Cat enters for x factor

This cat has entered for the x factor singing the karaoke version of cats the way i like it (ha ha ha ha ) He hopes to go far as his daytime job is a kitty litter picker. If he wins th X Factor he will know his performance was purrrrfect !!

Funny Leopards around collage

There is a Leopard at collage and he is called elvis he is not scary as you think well the camera is scared of him. As you can see on this picture he wanted to see what he could find in his mouth. And he found somthing very unsual. 

Funny Rats in and around Collage

At Collage we have rats that are quite cool and friendly, The collage barber looks after there hair cuts and the cats keep them fit. The owls try to bomb them and the alpacas just spit at anything that moves. This rats name is stavros the other rats we have are starsky and hutch. The cages that they live in are dustbin shaped oh sorry they are actually dustbins we believe in recycling. No rats were harmed in the making of this blog the barber however has had 10 tetnus jabs and a plaster on his finger. The cats are well fed on cat food so they only play with them a little which helps the barber to keep there hair up saving on hair gel.